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Cocktail Mania!
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Wall Breaker
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Ingredients
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2 cans hooch
2 Bottles Newcastle Brown Ale
2 Double rum and cider mix
4 Ham sandwiches - plenty of butter - white bread with crust removed
1 Fat girl who fancies you
1 Fat girl who is a bitch
1 Good looking girl who has a boyfriend
1 Portion of chips
1 Bottle of coke
1 Portishead CD
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Method
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First remeber to starve you self for two days.
Then go to a party and drink, 1 double rum and cider,
followed by a hooch then newcastle brown ale, then another newcastle brown ale
Now drink one more hooch, followed by another double rum and cider.
Eat the four ham sandwiches.
Be sick nine times whilst talking to a german student (coherently of course - don't mention the war)
Attack a innocent wall for no particular reason at all causig it to colapse completly
Next get off with the fat girl who is a bitch,
Then get off with the fat girl who likes you
Then get off with the girl who has a boyfriend remembering that if you are in the same room then only when he back is turned and quietly.
Wander home to a friends house, eat chips on the way and prentend to have sobered up
Wake up and friends house and be sick on them twice
Be sick four more times
Go home
Be sick six more times
Drink coke and listen to Portishead
jools_b@hotmail.com
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