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Broadway Plaza 02

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Trail Song 09

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Other Cocktails Available:	Home after a long night
moscow mule Tequila Slammer Kim's Lip licker love gun Piccadilly Whore bogey Golden Moments Taboo wasterwinterglass patapoe cock tail woooooo wooooooo long island ice tea scrummy bummy dog's dinner slurpy Whiskey Sour sexo the beach sex on the beach vodka tonic HEDFUK HEDFUK Exotique gin fizz mary hinge the dark ron cocaine shooter bloody mary molotov cocktail blue cheesy slurpy screwscrewscrew photo Big yellow horn Sanfransico dry martini Chocolate Slammer luke's puke Margherita Too Screaming Nazi from Hell Canadian Club on the rocks vodka stin vodka sting bloody mary bloody mary bloody mary sex on a beach Black Russian dirty dancing bloody mary bloody mary Sigges Special RAGNAR Ranoverbyasteamroller anal sex busty brenda's bollock bonanza emily thunderblast vodka-rein+carnation rum and coke rom and coke SPUNK tom collins Dolphin Cum high as a fuckin' kite barr-tatt (old yorkshire for 'without your hat') Nutty Irishman Peepingtom mulled wine jojes special Mr Healey cool slovakian mix Oooops there go my front teath bloody mary fairy snow mushy madness Ravers own Prarie Fire grinning fool vodka bloody mary wharever u'v got 2 give me electric yum! The deutz Bandido (or Raging Bull) Kalimotxo rhett butler Bloody Mary Nicky's Delight white russian vodka Stiff Dick hertford slam hertford slam wisky sour whiskey and water whiskey and water slinky galinkee martini Garage dee-lite Martini Martini bloody mary wwhiskey mac Tap-Tap Tapperoo Bob Monkhouse special Or are you just pleased to see me? killer zombie Bloody MARY vodka Shallow swooep spotted ginger chocolate martini lava twist lava twist slithru cooli rouille Dogs Dinner. Chocolate Butterfly THE STALLION Caiprihinia Caiprihinia Sarah Jorgensen Silver Salmon Sarah Jorgensen Silver Salmon manhattan iced tea color flavor deceival screw driver slow comfortable screw up against the wall Squeaky Clean long island ice tea gin and tonic piggelin fruitpool Viking Killer kaffeg�k Bloody Mary Blomingdays bloody mary Groovy Mix Mexican Toothbrush pussy cat cement mixer moscow mule shagadellic Rum & Coke Agi's orgasm Driver vodka martini Smarties Pukin Traffic Lights Smarties Pukin Traffic Lights Smarties Pukin Traffic Lights Smarties Pukin Traffic Lights Smarties Pukin Traffic Lights puzzi-pasaretto Osmosis coke doo - wee doo - wee doo - wee doo - wee Jaffa Explosion man black russian Speed Ball the hokey pokey derby dosser Jelly Bean bigas lunas glen elg scotch scotch babe Gin Surprise Wall Breaker gin & ginger calprinia pink lady mediopelo Scotch and water Web drag martini 1 2 3 PINA CALADA Hong Kong Phooey If you're feeling really stupid... If you're feeling really stupid... Shot of Jack buttery nipple the clitorustimuli yum. shmooze alcoholic STICKY SUSAN red russian cream cat cream cat d1 Orgasmic Nixon gimlet gimlet bloody mary The Dirty Kitchen of the Fancy Restaurant daiquiri bloody mary blow job the bollox mindblower spunk Red Devil monkey wrench FUCKING MENTAL MIND FRY kir royale tequila pims Broken Server boost margarita Vodka Martini Extra Dry hot weather pims manhattan iced tea margherita pims margherita calpirinia fucking mental Hemmingway Hemingway heaven margherita margherita margherita Gorgeous Gregg caiprihinia calpirinia margherita margherita calp margherita Hemmingway zombie Moog gimlet killer zombie pims number 1 pims Stiff Dick Wee Man Vodka and Coke Meep Meep fluffy fluffy Poo Juice pims bloody mary bloody mary b52 b52 wisky sour Calpirinia PinaColada Calpirinia calphirina whisky sour pussycocktail b52	Sea Breeze moscow mule B52 sues delight Bum wipe mushy green frog juice chocolate devil puffa boo boo haw flakes mnnmnmbbnmbnm bill sex pig clueless system skyblue Charles is up the wall. pina colada arabs phlegm elmstreet lit up lysurgic loopytroop lovely boy top cocktail tip tallala cocktail tai mai tai mai b52 sex pig emma pants mudslide gin'n'it dee delight bucks fizz sheer heaven/hell margarita. Joseph's (aged 4 and a half) cocktail Rain a hula hula Adam Smith good fuck against the wallvv Mega mash piss nic and jacks famous cum cocktail A Good Night Out TOTAL DISASTER heaven