It was dark outside when Donald answere the door. She had said she would be there at 6 o clock but now it was more like 9.00. She was a nice stripper about 23 years old and asked if she could begin having sex with him on a regular basis for just 99.99$.

For a moment he thought she might be trying to fool him because yesterday he got a suggestion of 9.99. But she didn't seem quite as psychotic as most of the people he'd met latelty so he began to take off his clothes very quickly..

Donald made a living nowadays as a manager of a popular gay club.

.............

She spent days trailing around after him, collecting video footage for her net site and listening to stories about the time Shiela Tequilla and he had "been too much for Naples".

The pantomime developed loosely around the tale of Cinderella. Donald was Donald, the Prince was a slimy sissyboy, the Sista a sex maniac and Buttons a lying son of a bitch

It all went well until the night of the performance, when, after drinking the free vodka, Donald told her:"do you want to have sex with me?"

She did not answer for a minute but then she said "BOOOY,DO I?!". it was so hot that steam rose

and the hotel fire alarm went off at 5.00am in the morning. They all looked dog rough, except for Donald who had matching blue cotton Pyjamas.

They never found out "who done it" but they all lived hapily ever after