It was dark outside when Donald answere the door. She had said she would be there at 6 o clock but now it was more like 9.00. She was incredibly boring and asked if she could talk about trains

For a moment he thought she might be able to talk about something else. But she didn't seem quite as psychotic as most of the people he'd met latelty so he stuck with it.

Donald made a living nowadays as a psychiatrist

.............

She spent days trailing around after him, collecting video footage for her net site and listening to stories about the time Shiela Tequilla and he had "been too much for Naples".

The pantomime developed loosely around the tale of Cinderella. Donald was Donald, the Prince was a Diesel Locomotive, the Sista a Steam train (quite ivor the engine) and Buttons a extra from Thomas The Tank Engine

It all went well until the night of the performance, when, after drinking the free vodka, Donald Missed his train home, because he was distracted by the writer

She didn't see any new trains, and hung around the station till the early morning when she went to the hotel, banged on the door

and the hotel fire alarm went off at 5.00am in the morning. They all looked dog rough, except for Donald who had matching blue cotton Pyjamas.

They never found out "who done it" but i reckon it was Donald. No. Honest. I do. Just because he got robbed.